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Panelist: "Who, if they had mustaches, would be twirling them."

Panelist: "We just talked about the not-clearly-cut heroes -- but we're all clear cut here."

Justin: "Sounds like a sad ballad. But that's okay. Somebody needs to listen to sad ballads."

Justin: "And they went, 'I can't repeat that or it's Jingle Bells.'"

Justin: "But if I stayed on D-flat forever, then the band would fire me."

Justin: "No one wants to analyze it. I don't want to analyze it. But I'm going to analyze it just because I don't want to."

Justin: "I wasn't alive then. I don't know if you know, but Schubert was around in the early 1800s, and I wasn't bitten on the neck until the 1860s."

Justin: "We got past that chord; we showed the book what's up."

Justin: "I want to say a bad word, but the teacher in me is preventing it."
Student: "We're all adults."
Justin: "Shit is gonna get deep in this chapter."

Justin: "You guys are lucky; I want you guys to like me."