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Casey: "Bon appetit."
Arthur: "Where's the bone?"

Arthur: "Can you make me candy?"
Tyler: "Poof, you're candy!"
Arthur: "Can you make me candy?"
Tyler: "My sarcasm is lost on a two-year-old!"

Arthur: "Put away the black one?"
(Tyler puts a black box of books away.)
Arthur: "Good job. Good job Daddy."
Tyler: "That's why we have kids."

Tyler: "Technically correct is the best kind of correct."

Tyler: "Casey does not dispense sandwiches."

Tyler: "Do you know why the kitty is eating the bag?"
Arthur: "Yeah."
Tyler: "Why?"
Arthur: "Please."

Gynecologist friend: "I only speak vaginal Spanish."

Friend 1: "White Rock? Whose beer am I holding?"
Friend 2: "That's how you know it's a good party."

Friend talking about Pokemon: "We're not talking about Transformers here. They're not real."

Casey: "I'm sleepy."
Arthur: "No. No sleepy. Just tired."