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Arthur: "I have a big tummy."
Casey: "Yeah."
Arthur: "You have a very big tummy! You can eat a lot of food!"

Rick, looking at what Brian drew: "Is that supposed to represent something?"
Brian: "It's a 'B'. Like my name."
Rick: "It looks like a toilet."

Arthur: "I'm trying to help you! I'm trying to help you die!"

Arthur: "I'm just pretending to be a train. I'm an airplane that pretends to be a train."

Tyler, spotting an animal running across the street: "Chicken?!"
Casey: "Yep."
Tyler: "Why? Why did it cross the road?"

Casey: "Sometimes in math or science you know there's a number, but you don't know what the number is. Like I don't know how many hairs are on your head."
Arthur: "Ten!"
Casey: "No, there's more than ten."
Arthur: "Eleven!"

Arthur: "When I grow bigger, when I'm a big tanker truck, I'm gonna be a big mommy tanker truck, just like you, Mommy."

Arthur: "When I grow up, I used to be a big truck too."

Arthur, repeatedly to himself in bed: "I am a truck. I. Am. A. Truck."

Arthur: "I want my penis for dinner."