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Amanda: "He's eating rocks. Rick!"
Rick: "Jack, don't eat rocks."

Tyler: "Supergirl was already taken. So was Superwoman, so I went with Supermodel because I'm so pretty!"

Mom: "She was Lutheran but she didn't practice Lutheranism. She practiced jihadi Christianity."

Game: "Let's learn Spanish!"
Dad: "No, let's not! Let's learn English first!"

Ian: "Well I'm shambling all over his mound."

Ian: "I hate glitter!! Martha Stewart, I'm gonna track you down!"

Amanda: "I'm the one that dreams of blood."

Ian: "It causes math nightmare."
Amanda: "I already have math nightmares THANKYOUMISSUSCARLSON!"

Ian: "I got some dignity as a dwarf. Plant. Thing."

Player: "Diplomacy. KABOOM!"