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Amanda: "He hits you with an encyclopedia."

Ian: "You did so much damage he fell off the table."

Ian: "Arr, I be feelin' like a man again."
Rick: "A mannequin?"
Ian: "Say that again, Alain-a."

Ian: "Post-traumatic roommate disorder."

Ian: "Dammit, I'm so wounded I'm not making sense to myself!"

Rick: "Don't mind me, just thinking out loud! 'Murder them...'"

Ian: "Error: this unit does not like to be chilled or shaken."

Rick: "Can I be your subroutine?"

Tyler: "Emo ranger."
Casey: "I quarry myself to feel alive!"

Rick: "Hey, look at that -- he's full of grape jelly!"