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Jessie: "But I kept it inside my crazy head, unlike someone else."

Brian: "I'm gonna diplomacize! Maybe. Oh, never mind. I have no charisma."
Rick: "Hey, you! Ugly! Wanna talk?"

Casey: "Because of your giant ass."
Amanda: "It gets me places. Literally."

Jessie: "At least we're still on the rails. We just teleported down the track a ways."

Jessie: "You have been a tyrant in this kingdom for too long."
Rick: "Would you like to buy some encyclopedias?"

Tyler: "That is unlikely and also incoherent."
Brian: "You want to hear incoherent?"

Rick: "My axe is going to trespass within your body."
Tyler: "That doesn't sound very pleasant."
Rick: "It won't be."

Rick: "Go and pick on someone with more limbs than you!"
Tyler: "That doesn't sound like a good battle cry."

Tyler: "No, this is not diplomacy. As a rule of thumb, if it involves a headlock, it's not diplomacy."

Tyler: "Do you think you're so tough?"
Brian: "No, I'm an elf."